Notes &
How To “Properly” Say Farewell to the Summer Intern
- Forward the intern unrelated job postings in other industries, particular for those in the food services, diamond mining, or floor-waxing industries.
- Forward the contents of your personal email junk folder, and ask the intern to follow up with the numerous notes from “the Nigerian prince.”
- Explain that the intern isn’t marketable without a trendier haircut, spray tan, rock-hard abs, AND a bump-it.
